Lehigh Valley Missed Connections of the Week (50 Shades of Electric Slide?)

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Here’s some hate mail I got last night…

“you think you’re so clever… posting shit about people’s personal lives..any one can make an opinion..you’re just that low loser seeking attention, so good for you, GOING FAR! good luck with your career

PUSSSY”

I actually brought this type of phenomenon up while driving the other day. Have you ever been in a situation where another driver was OBVIOUSLY at fault, like they cut you off because they maybe didn’t see you or weren’t paying attention? But, instead of acquiescing and giving you the ole “My bad” sign, they are like “EFF YOU!!!”?

Thing is, they KNOW they are wrong. They know, deep down, that they were in the wrong, but, they just can’t fess up to it because 1. it’s way more fun to be right and 2. when you’re driving a car NO ONE is right except for you.

There are times you have to be able to go, “Yep, totally was wrong on this one. Let’s learn and move on.” Just saying.

Check out “Bills for Bill” this weekend at the Sun Inn Courtyard in Bethlehem. It’s a benefit for a local musician who recently had a life changing surgery.

Now, onto people I wish would send me hatemail.

tall woman with dark hair at Giant - w4w - 33 (Bethlehem)

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Date: 2012-09-10, 12:23AM EDT
Reply to this post k9dkj-3261643247@pers.craigslist.org

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You came in the Giant store as I was leaving on Easton Ave around 9pm** I couldnt take my eyes off you** U are tall, beautiful and sexy** U were wearing a blue tank top with black jeans** I smiled and said Hello and told u I liked your shirt** You said thank u with the most cutest smile** I wanted to go back in the store but I was running late so I had to go** I’m a bisexual girl and if your interested I would love to hang out** I know this is a long shot but if you see this, make my day and hit me up!!!!! 

Band Mate - w4m - 22 (B)

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Date: 2012-09-13, 12:18AM EDT
Reply to this post kdzsf-3268454180@pers.craigslist.org

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This is crazy, I’m not even entirely sure of how I feel. We both have others, but that night awhile ago at the bar… It might have just been because you were drunk, it’s not the first time you hit on me under the influence, but all those nice things you had said to make it clear that I deserve better as well as yourself. Then the way you kissed me! You are so adorable and I always enjoy seeing you. Like I said, I’m not entirely sure.

I know this was awhile ago, maybe before Summer even, and you might have forgotten or maybe might not have even soberly cared haha

I just wanted you to know that I think about it sometimes, and that I really like you (K). 

Electric Slide…lol! - w4m (Easton )

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Date: 2012-09-10, 9:54PM EDT
Reply to this post 9q63n-3263717541@pers.craigslist.org

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Hello!

I’m sitting on my porch tonight in Easton/Wilson & all of a sudden I hear…”It’s Electric!” So, I look up from my book…50 Shades of Grey…& there is this man…loving his music! He is singing away & looked as if he wanted to break into line dancing mode! 

It was awesome! 

Any man that is confident enough to blast the “Electric Slide” is someone I’d like to see again. 

Please tell me what color or make or model car you we’re driving. Trust me…I know exactly what it was so no BSing this woman!

Bethlehem school parents - m4w - 42 (Bethlehem )

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Date: 2012-09-12, 3:22PM EDT
Reply to this post 6wnrb-3267413916@pers.craigslist.org

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I’m involved with the school doing volunteer stuff … I see you at all of the functions…just saw you last night. Every time I see you we chit chat…very friendly. Just wanted to let you know I like what I see. Can’t get too specific in person…kids around…we’re both married.

If you’re reading this and you think you know who I am, reply with the name of our kids school.