I don’t often write about where I grew up because not much happens there. I mean, it was a nice place to grow up, but other than the fact that it’s the birthplace of the American Railroad and Washington Iriving climbed our cliff once, there isn’t a ton else.
But, when a totally screwed up dude starts gnawing on people’s heads it’s game on!
A 20-year-old Doylestown-area man, found naked and bleeding in the Poconos, is facing assault charges after allegedly gnawing on the head of a Wayne County woman during a zombie-like attack akin to the “Causeway Cannibal” who Miami police shot and killed in May.
State police in Honesdale said they used a stun gun on Richard Cimino Jr. early Friday after two women reported he was “screaming like an animal” and “began to gnaw” on one of their heads. The women, both of Hawley in Wayne County, managed to escape without serious injuries and called police.
State police found Cimino of Buckingham Township, Bucks County, lying on a street in Hawley, a borough about 40 miles north of Stroudsburg. Police said he was covered in blood from injuries he received after breaking into a vacant house and jumping out a second-floor window. SOURCE: The Morning Call
Hawley and super awesome Honesdale aren’t really “in the Poconos.” Just sayin.
Anyhoo, I thought we were done with all this bath salt crap. Unless this guy is just crazy in general, but, yeah, probably bath salts.
You can’t REALLY blame him, though, there isn’t much to do up in that area after the summer is over.