Emmaus Man Poops in Bethlehem Gazebo

The public gazebo located on South Bethlehem at the corner of 2nd and Northampton streets may not be the next place to hold your family picnic. 

At least until it can be properly bleached.

I’m not sure what’s worse, the fact that this guy drunkenly pooped in the gazebo, or the fact that he tried to wipe and just couldn’t quite keep it together.

LEFEVER, MARK AGE: 49

122 S 6TH ST, EMMAUS PA  

5505 PUBLIC DRUNKENESS

Subject was found intoxicated and had defecated inside 

of the Gazebo.  Officers observed toliet tissue with 

feces throughout the floor of the Gazebo. SOURCE: The Bethlehem Police Department

Hey, he gets brownie points for trying to clean up. And, it’s probably a good thing police taking photos with their cell phones while arresting people is frowned upon, because this would have been viral in more ways than one.

“Brownie points.” 

Are you still with me? 

This took place at about 11:30 p.m. or so, according to the police report, which means that there had to be at least a few local establishments open that he could have taken the time to relieve himself in.

Well, if his only option was The Funhouse, I guess I can see going with the gazebo. You have to hold that bathroom door shut with your foot. Soooo annoying when hipsters with guitars are trying to run in there to pee out PBR.