The worst place to ever fight is in the kitchen.
There is one super hot thing, tons of sharp things, stuff made of glass, a possible garbage disposal, hot sauce, and ice cubes that really someone can put down the back of your shirt!
I hate that.
A 32-year-old woman threatened to hurt her husband with a kitchen knife in their Weisenberg Township home and demonstrated by stabbing a watermelon and phone book, according to court records.
Jessica Ann Enriquez, of 3445 Black Smith Road, had been arguing with Christopher A. Altieri on Saturday when she grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed the watermelon and phone book and telling him, “I’m going to hurt you, the way you hurt me,” according to a criminal complaint.
Enriquez threw the knife and Altieri called police. SOURCE: The Morning Call
Wait, did he stab her in the watermelon, too?
I think everyone needs more yoga.
Also, more of this…