Woman Stabs Watermelon, Throws Knife at Boyfriend

The worst place to ever fight is in the kitchen.

There is one super hot thing, tons of sharp things, stuff made of glass, a possible garbage disposal, hot sauce, and ice cubes that really someone can put down the back of your shirt!

I hate that.

A 32-year-old woman threatened to hurt her husband with a kitchen knife in their Weisenberg Township home and demonstrated by stabbing a watermelon and phone book, according to court records.

Jessica Ann Enriquez, of 3445 Black Smith Road, had been arguing with Christopher A. Altieri on Saturday when she grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed the watermelon and phone book and telling him, “I’m going to hurt you, the way you hurt me,” according to a criminal complaint.

Enriquez threw the knife and Altieri called police. SOURCE: The Morning Call

Wait, did he stab her in the watermelon, too?

I think everyone needs more yoga.

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