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Lehigh Valley Missed Connections of the Week (Weddings and Blow Up Dolls)
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Weddings are the best. Even bad weddings are the best. In fact, bad weddings where you don’t know anyone since you were just there as a date are the super best. You can basically drink whatever you want and act like Jose Canseco on Twitter since you’ll never see these people again.
Unless you do, then it’s really awkward.
Anyway, I’m in a wedding this weekend (I know, right?) that’s being held at the Sayre Mansion in Bethlehem and I’m pretty pumped.
Obviously, I’m excited for the wedding, even though I have a feeling I won’t be the best usher, but, whatever. What I’m really pumped for is staying over at the Sayre Mansion. There are all these hotels you see all the time in your own communities, but you never stay there because, well, you probably have your own house, or apartment, or mom’s basement. So, being able to have a reason to spend the money to stay over in a place that everyone raves about, but there’s no real reason to ever stay over at, is cool.
One groomsman rented the Library suite for himself…. No real story there, he just waited until the last minute to book and that was all that was left. He’s not a big reader.
These following people probably use local hotels, though…
liquor store in whitehall - w4w - 29 (whitehall)
Date: 2012-08-29, 10:46PM EDT
Reply to this postU were a brunette w yoga pants n a purple tank top on. I stood behind u in line. We chatted a lil n checked out the discontinued liquor. I thought u were really cute n seemed to have a fun personality. I’ve been thinkin bout u since then n am kicking myself for not saying anything. I would love to share some drinks w u n get to kno u a lil bit better. If by some crazy chance u see this email me back w the kinda liquor I was buying. Til then…..
Black Jetta on 33 south this morning - w4m - 31 (Naz area)
Date: 2012-09-06, 9:20AM EDT
Reply to this post fdv9f-3253628383@pers.craigslist.orgSaw you this morning again driving south on 33, very sexy from my view. You kept going after 22, I smiled at you every time I passed you (which i did a lot to see you). Did you notice me? I live alone in Nazareth outskirts, maybe we could have a quick breakfast in the morning in my bed. Email me what color my car is if your interested.
Fed-Ex Tats/Piercings Delivery Stud - m4m - 42 (Allentown)
Date: 2012-08-31, 11:40PM EDT
Reply to this postYOU make deliveries to my place of business about 3-4 time per month.
I always comment on either your tats or piercings.
You always seem to remove sunglasses as I sign and make eye contact.
I am willing to do whatever YOU desire - just to see more of that awesome body!
VERY discreet here - need to stay that way. Can host - possibly if you take a break over lunch.
I live within blocks of where you delivery to me.
SO - if you are interested in me “worshipping” all of your adornments - email me back.
So I know it is you - and you know who I am - put the name of my business in subject line!
Hoping you read this - and reply - and we play SOON!
Okaaay, this got awkward, moving on to our Missed Connection of the Week!
Condoms Galore - m4w - 32 (Walnutport)
Date: 2012-09-04, 11:00PM EDT
Reply to this postHey…I was in condoms galore today in walnutport for the first time….I purchased a blow up doll I needed to play a joke on someone….but anyway….you were working at the register….about 2-3 in the afternoon….I would love to do to you the same thing someone may do to that blow up doll I purchased….
“the same thing that ‘someone’ ‘may do’ to the that blow up doll,” ooookaaaayyy budddy.
You know exactly what went down here.
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