Happy New Year! (Butts?)

Thanks to everyone who pops in here and reads a little bit each week about the true people of the Lehigh Valley and what crazy shit they do every day. Honestly, this writing this stuff couldn’t be easier. In fact, I can do this while drunk. I do this while I’m playing Chess. Seriously, it takes no talent.

That being said. I’m looking forward to three things in 2010.

1. Charlie Dent and John Callahan killing each other over a congressional seat.
2. Musikfest imploding on its own weight.
3. Me retiring and living the good life.

Until then, check out the picture I WANTED to use (Maybe NSFW, but no nipples or anything like that) to celebrate New Year’s, but then decided that I want to end the year with a post that Grandmas can read. I will get back to the boobies on Monday!

Be safe. Drive safe. Sex Safe.