Meth Dealer Having Sex with Girlfriend Says Cops Broke His Leg

I guess if you have to get arrested and go away for awhile, the best time to get arrested would be mid coitus.

Ok, well, post coitus, but still, you get my point.

If you were able to give your significant other one more love tap before you head off to the big house then you really shouldn’t be all complainy about it and start saying how the cops were overly aggressive.

I mean, in their defense, they probably walked in on something… Well….

An Upper Saucon Township man who allegedly produced and sold methamphetamine out of his home claimed in court today that police officers broke his leg during his arrest.

Carl Deutsch, 50, said he was naked in his bed and having sex with his girlfriend when the Pennsylvania State Police barged into his home on the 4100 block of Kozy Korner Road and arrested him on April 8.

Deutsch was sentenced today to up to 23 months in prison after pleading no contest to two counts of conspiracy to manufacture methamphetamine and disarming a law enforcement officer.

Lehigh County Deputy District Attorney Michael Edwards said Deutsch twice attempted to grab the police officers’ guns and disarm them as they attempted to arrest Deutsch.

But Deutsch claims he could not see their guns in the dark and did not realize they were police officers. He disputed claims from Edwards that the police announced their presence with loudspeakers before entering the home.

“If they would have announced it, I wouldn’t have been in the middle of sexual relations,” Deutsch said during his sentencing hearing before Judge Doug Reichley.

“So you’re saying if you knew it was the police, you would have disengaged?” asked his defense attorney, Gavin Holihan.

“Of course,” Deutsch said.

Deutsch said he was on the ground with his wrists cuffed behind his back when two officers kicked his right leg, resulting in a fracture that left the bone protruding from his skin. SOURCE: The Express-Times

I’m calling his bluff. No way this guy “disengages” just because he hears some cops outside. I would, however, expect the lady to maybe suggest they answer the door. I’m pretty sure she was left needing a cold shower, mostly because I’m thinking this guy is a bit scuzzy.

Eek, that injury sounds pretty bad and I’m not condoning any sort of police abuse blah blah, but if you don’t want your gross meth girlfriend sexy time interrupted and your leg broken, then don’t deal meth on Kozy Korner Road.