Again, big thanks to Joe’s Tavern for coming on board this week. Don’t forget to check out Blue Monkey’s Birthday Bash this Friday!
If any local businesses are interested in getting on board our Celtic Classic Photo Scavenger Hunt, please give us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and we’ll get you some more information. Check out all the Musikfest Pics! We gave prizes down to like 12th place!
Ok, now let’s get to the good stuff. Any reader of our Missed Connections series knows that m4m posts usually come off super over the top and brazen while m4w are usually just shallow and … kinda uneducated. It’s fun, really. However, today, today the w4w showed their true colors. And they are totalllllllly creepy.
Date: 2012-08-26, 7:43PM EDT
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To the super hot guy in the tan hat and tan shirt with the rock solid ripped body, you are such a great guy. I love that you danced with every girl in the place regardless of their looks. I had a great time and appreciate you dancing with me. I don’t need a reply, just wanted to say you’re a great guy for it :)
Date: 2012-08-30, 1:30AM EDT
Reply to this postI had to visit Emmaus, Pennsylvania for the day. As I neared my final destination I noticed a girl with porcelain skin, beautiful blonde hair, and an amazing figure! You were wearing a white with black stripe top with black shorts I think. You were pushing a stroller down Chestnut near the CVS. After I completed what I came for I jumped in the Tahoe and drove back down the same street, thinking about how I should have asked you for directions.
And then there you were again. As I drove past you on the same street you were still pushing the stroller. I smiled, not sure if you could see me. It could have been the sun in your face, but it looked like you smiled back. I turned around to ask you where would be a good place to eat lunch since it was 1:30 or so. Turning a trailer and full size SUV in your small town took longer than expected. I never saw you again.
Platinum blonde hair, pale white skin, fit, great legs, cute face, busty, and smaller frame.
If anyone knows who this could be please pass along my info to her.
Date: 2012-08-26, 5:17PM EDTReply to:email@example.comYou work at Krock’s as a cook. You have dark hair, sometimes a gotee. You have a nice build. Wouldn’t mind giving you some head. No recip wanted, just give you head and make you feel really good. Discreet and laid back here. You worked this afternoon, Sunday.
And, now, our creepy w4w Missed Connection of the Week!
Date: 2012-08-29, 3:44AM EDT
Reply to this postHey, I come to Fridays I just noticed you for the first time today (August,28 ,12).You are fairly new waitress. I think your super sexy I would love to go down on you. From what I heard you maybe pregnant which is even more of a turn on. Is your man giving you what you need? Because I’ll give it to you if he won’t. E-mail me for my picture and contact info. I hope you check this or if anyone works with her or knows her please tell her to contact me. I am looking for NSA girl on girl fun!!
You know what though, let’s say the pregnant waitress has been left by her baby daddy and finds love with this lady she met while waitressing who wants to go down on her because she’s with child. Let’s say they get married in a state that allows it and live happily ever after and this kid becomes a senator who champions womens’ rights.
Totally writing this screenplay. You can’t steal it.