Lehigh Valley Missed Connections of the Week (w4w Pregnant Fetish?)

Lehigh Valley Missed Connections of the Week brought to you by Blue Monkey Sports Restaurant, Townsend Insurance, Mr. Maybe, iMobileRescue,Joe’s Tavern and Molly’s Irish Grille & Sports Pub!

Again, big thanks to Joe’s Tavern for coming on board this week. Don’t forget to check out Blue Monkey’s Birthday Bash this Friday!

If any local businesses are interested in getting on board our Celtic Classic Photo Scavenger Hunt, please give us an email at lehighvalleywithlove@gmail.com and we’ll get you some more information. Check out all the Musikfest Pics! We gave prizes down to like 12th place!

Ok, now let’s get to the good stuff. Any reader of our Missed Connections series knows that m4m posts usually come off super over the top and brazen while m4w are usually just shallow and … kinda uneducated. It’s fun, really. However, today, today the w4w showed their true colors. And they are totalllllllly creepy.

Let’s begin!

Drinkys Friday night - w4m - 32 (Drinkys in Easton)

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Date: 2012-08-26, 7:43PM EDT
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To the super hot guy in the tan hat and tan shirt with the rock solid ripped body, you are such a great guy. I love that you danced with every girl in the place regardless of their looks. I had a great time and appreciate you dancing with me. I don’t need a reply, just wanted to say you’re a great guy for it :) 

Beautiful Blonde pushing a stroller on Chestnut - m4w - 30 (Mid Atlantic Region)

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Date: 2012-08-30, 1:30AM EDT
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I had to visit Emmaus, Pennsylvania for the day. As I neared my final destination I noticed a girl with porcelain skin, beautiful blonde hair, and an amazing figure! You were wearing a white with black stripe top with black shorts I think. You were pushing a stroller down Chestnut near the CVS. After I completed what I came for I jumped in the Tahoe and drove back down the same street, thinking about how I should have asked you for directions. 

And then there you were again. As I drove past you on the same street you were still pushing the stroller. I smiled, not sure if you could see me. It could have been the sun in your face, but it looked like you smiled back. I turned around to ask you where would be a good place to eat lunch since it was 1:30 or so. Turning a trailer and full size SUV in your small town took longer than expected. I never saw you again.

Platinum blonde hair, pale white skin, fit, great legs, cute face, busty, and smaller frame.

If anyone knows who this could be please pass along my info to her. 

Krock’s Cook - m4m - 30 (Wescosville)

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Date: 2012-08-26, 5:17PM EDT

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You work at Krock’s as a cook. You have dark hair, sometimes a gotee. You have a nice build. Wouldn’t mind giving you some head. No recip wanted, just give you head and make you feel really good. Discreet and laid back here. You worked this afternoon, Sunday. 

Sarah TGI Fridays - w4w - 28 (Allentown,Hamilton st. )

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Date: 2012-08-29, 3:44AM EDT
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Hey, I come to Fridays I just noticed you for the first time today (August,28 ,12).You are fairly new waitress. I think your super sexy I would love to go down on you. From what I heard you maybe pregnant which is even more of a turn on. Is your man giving you what you need? Because I’ll give it to you if he won’t. E-mail me for my picture and contact info. I hope you check this or if anyone works with her or knows her please tell her to contact me. I am looking for NSA girl on girl fun!!