Everyone Got Drunk Saturday, Many Got Arrested (Facebook Profiles to Prove it!)

(Photo Removed due to request from nice girl in photo on 1/12/2010. See, I am a nice guy….)

So, I went out Saturday night and got pretty tipsy in Bethlehem, however, I decided against getting arrested because not getting arrested is the number 3 item on my New Year’s Resolution list….

1. Grow a kick ass mullet suitable for a work environment.

2. Get my chest waxed by an Asian girl with broken English

3. Don’t get arrested often

4. Watch a White Russian girl drink a White Russian Completed.

Without further adieu, ado? whatever, here are eight people who didn’t make it home on time because they were busy in handcuffs.

Charged were: 

• Benjamin Beichley, (Facebook Page) 24, of East 20th Street in Northampton, at The Firehouse, 217 Broadway.

• Kevin W. Decker, (Facebook Profile?) 32, of Fourth Avenue in Bethlehem, at Old Brewery Tavern, 138 W. Union Blvd.

• James Klotz,  28, of Fehr Road in Bushkill Township, at 21 W. Elizabeth Ave. He also was charged with disorderly conduct for allegedly fighting.

• Matthew Lantosh, (Open Facebook Profile for now that’s him up top with a nice lady) 23, of North 17th Street in Allentown, at Roosevelt’s 21st, 21 E. Elizabeth Ave. He also as charged with disorderly conduct and fighting.

• Reinaldo Merced, 24, of Mechanic Street in Bethlehem, at The Firehouse.

• Dylan A. Perkins, (Facebook Profile) 24, of Easton Avenue in Bethlehem, at Roosevelt’s 21st. He also was charged with disorderly conduct for allegedly fighting.

• Gustavo Rivera, 22, of Fourth Street in Bethlehem, at Tally Ho Tavern, 205 W. Fourth St.

• Robert W. Scott, 27, of Philadelphia, at Starters Riverport, 17 W. Second St. He also was charged with harassment. Source

Well, there you have it, kids. Never have faith in humanity, because, at the end of the day, all we’re really progressing toward is just a new way to get drunk and call each other fags before taking our shirts off and fighting in the parking lot.