Lehigh Students from Jersey Already Arrested for Partying Like Idiots (FACEBOOK PROFILE)

Well, that took all of 15 minutes. Remember when I posted about what to do during your first week of school? Well, some students aren’t reading. I’m not helping you anymore.

Of course, it wouldn’t be the first week back on campus if kids weren’t already getting arrested before they even step foot into a classroom. That’s the classy way!

See, I prefer partying and NOT getting arrested. That’s successful. 

The first Lehigh University students moved in Thursday and Bethlehem police have already been busy in the surrounding neighborhoods. 

City police found two men passed out on a futon on a front porch of a home in the 400 block of Webster Street at 2:30 this morning. Police were able to awaken one man but not the other, they said.

If the cops can’t even wake you up, how are you going to get the ladies, bro?

The second man, Richard Morris, 21, of Millstone Township, N.J., was taken to the hospital for severe intoxication and charged with public drunkenness, police said.

At 11:47 p.m., Bethlehem police were called to a loud party in the 500 block of Hillside Avenue. Parties at both 564 and 566 Hillside Ave. were broken up, police said. Four residents were charged with disorderly house: Eric Rosenbaum, 21, (FACEBOOK PROFILE) of West Windsor, N.J., Christian Puma, 22, of Fair Haven, N.J., Paul Spicer, 21, of Scotch Plains, N.J. and Mark Goldberg, 20, of Shaker Heights, Ohio, police said.

Christian Puma? Were his parents Roman empire AND sarcasm fans?

Also, at 12:19 a.m., a 21-year-old Lehigh student was charged with an open container violation for carrying two cups of alcohol in the 500 block of Hillside Avenue, police said. Allison Schwartz, 21, of Basking Ridge, N.J., was cited, police said.SOURCE: The Express-Times

Jersey kids are stinkin’ up the joint. No fear, the first week of college just weeds out the easy pickings. The next few weeks should have some much more serious offenders who love getting edumacations.

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