Man Beats Pregnant GF, Throws Frozen Veggies at Cops, Gets Tased

I saw a guy in a bar last night that looked EXACTLY like the bad guy from Karate Kid II. It was surreal. I even felt like I felt when I was a kid and saw that bad guy on screen. I was all scared and thought he was going to start karate chopping stuff in his cool Japanese clothing!

Ahhhhhhh!!!!

An Allentown man allegedly threw frozen vegetables at a police officer on Tuesday afternoon before being taken down with a stun gun.

Wanted since February for allegedly beating up his pregnant girlfriend,Daniel Peraza was running from Allentown police in the 200 block of North Second Street when the incident occurred, court records say.

Peraza, 23, ran east on Gordon Street and south on Third Street, at which time he threw two bags of vegetables at an officer, striking him in the chest, records say. It’s not clear why he was fleeing police while carrying frozen vegetables. SOURCE: The Express-Times

Then they tased him because, that has to be fun to do.

Tased? Tazed? I think “tased”. “Tazed” has too much of a mid-90s thing going on with the “z” in the middle.

Quick tip for any business starting up; if you put a “z” where an “s” should be in your business name, the business will fail. For example, if you have a hoagie shop named “Hoagies!” and you spell it “Hoageezz!” you are going to go out of business in a week. 

I hate “z”s where “s”s should be!!!!

Anyway, if this guy had just practiced his crane kick, he could have avoided all this trouble.