Burglars Break into Woman’s House, She Says “You’ve Got to be Kidding Me”

If someone broke into my place, I would not be calm. In fact, I’d either freak the hell out and turn off the lights and just run around like a crazy person or I’d hide under the covers because everyone knows if you hide under the covers, you’re totally safe.

This lady’s got some cajones.

A resident in the 500 block of North Circle in Bethlehem awoke to two men rifling through her home early this morning, according to police.

The female resident was sleeping in her bedroom at about 2:10 this morning when she heard voices from two men inside the home, according to police. The resident called out when she heard the voices, police say.

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” she reportedly said. 

The men heard her wake and took off out of the home, according to police. No one was hurt and no property was reported stolen. 

The resident managed to catch only a glimpse of the intruders as they ran across her lawn, but could not offer police a detailed description, police report. SOURCE: The Express-Times

I can just picture this woman waking up, hearing the voices, saying “You’ve got to be kidding me” and nonchalantly picking up a baseball bat that has some nails sticking out of it and walking out of the bedroom.

This lady should have some kids so she can be the mom no one ever screws with.