It’s gonna rain and all anyone is going to talk about for the next few hours (and possibly days) is the rain. Rain, rain, rain. To me, talking about the rain is kinda like talking about gay marriage. Aren’t we past this at this point? Aren’t there other things we can give our attention to? Rain isn’t going away. Enjoy it.
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Also, despite the rain, the Musikfest Photo Scavenger Hunt goes on! It was brought to my attention that there are no paddle boats this year. So, they will be taken off the list and not counted toward the total.
Now, it’s not every day that I think I actually know TWO missed connections. But, I definitely know one and possibly the second.
Let’s slide in!
Date: 2012-08-09, 12:57PM EDT
Reply to: email@example.com
I see lot’s of old chubby men here and would like to meet one for some fun and friendship. Clean shaven face please and over 55… There is a dad and son that go there late evening would love to be with both of you. If some one reads this and is interested in meeting please respond. I am average in weight and clean shaven face, 5.11 tall. nice cut cock….. Put contry in subject line to weed out spam. YOU MUST HOST I CAN’T
Date: 2012-08-08, 3:02PM EDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.orgWow..it you Deb…met you in the parking lot at Tanczos in December.. You are so incredibly beautiful…and today even more so….I cant believe how you looked in the store.. my jaw dropped and my heart skipped a beat or two..those jeans that white top..your smile……I was mesmerized ( and I am somewhat sorry for this) by your rear end.. I still dont believe and am still willing to bet it was eithe nothing…which would be incredible or.. a very small g- string or micro thong……sorry but right now the physical attraction..the strong desire is just overwhelming…and I do apologize because there is just so much lust at this moment but in such a passionate way…. oh to inhale your very essence..through your jeans…. oh my.. I am so glad I saw you but I froze and watched you drive off…check out the March 18 posting on missed connections….was trying to find out more about you online.. no success.. your career intrigues me as it should any man…..thank you for making my day and the offer is still there….coffee anyone?????
“Oh to inhale your very essence
Through your jeans
so much lust
in my stone washed jorts”
That is quality right there.
Now on to to the one I MAY know…
Date: 2012-08-04, 9:21PM EDT
Reply to: email@example.comYou used to have a mohawk, you still might.
I think you are the most amazing person I have ever met.
I wish you happiness and love.
You don’t know this, but you saved my life.
And, now onto the one I know I know.
Date: 2012-08-09, 9:52PM EDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.orgSoooo…in my adventures at musikfest, I was walking down the street and stopped to watch a performance of Philadelphia based Phantasmagoria. There was a girl with her face painted as a mime, wore a bowler hat, had buzzed hair, and played the accordion. I gave my full attention to her instead of watching the show. I really wasnt sure if she was gay or not, and was mildly anxious, so i never went up to her to tell her how she managed to leave me absolutely starstruck, heart pounding away like crazy. Only thing is…now…i want to find her, but have NO idea how!! I’ve searched for a facebook page, any links to a site they might have so i could see the performers…nothing. This is crazy. If nothing more, i at least want to tell her how much i enjoyed staring at each other the whole performance long. if anyone knows who this girl is, or knows how to find out, please repost on here, or respond to this email. I NEED TO FIND HER. thanks so much
Sigh, one day. One day.