Musikfest Crime Updates! (Man Tries to Climb Steel Stacks)

Thankfully, and as the result of great work by the Bethlehem Police, the Musikfest crime reports have been light so far this year.

There have been a bunch of underage drinking citations, which is never good, but we haven’t seen any violent crime and that is a plus for everyone. I actually ran into @bethlehempolice on Tuesday evening and they said things were going smoothly. So, stay safe, peoples!

That being said, let’s check out some winners!!!!

29 y/o Joel Hernandez-Espejel of 535 Wyandotte Street, Bethlehem, PA arrested for Public Drunkenness after found sleeping in a beer tent at Plaza Tropical

53 y/o Thomas Davies of 163 W. Parker Street, Scranton, PA arrested for Possession of Marihuana after smoking a joint at Dukes of September concert at Steel Stacks

31 y/o Lane Stafford (FACEBOOK PROFILE) of Stones Riser Cove, Nashville, TN arrested for Criminal Trespass for climbing the blast furnaces at Steel Stacks SOURCE: The Bethlehem Police

Sleeping in a beer tent because you drank a bit too much and it’s hot out? Ok. Not great, but still, nothing crazy.

Smoking a doobie at the Dukes of September concert? Meh. Not super surprising. 

WHO THE HELL TRIES TO CLIMB THE STEEL STACKS? Not only am I not sure exactly where I’d start, but that thing is Tetanus Shot City. I have to imagine that this guy didn’t get very far before he was nabbed. 

Also, I’m glad my brain, when intoxicated, doesn’t tell me, “GO CLIMB TALL THINGS!” Because, that’s … that’s just not smart.

It reminds me of the Agro Crag at the end of Guts on Nickelodeon. I always watched that show and was like, “Whatever, stupid kid, I could dunk 50 basketballs if I was attached to a jumpy rope system.”

Don’t forget, Musikfest has started and we have tons of prizes to give away in the Musikfest Photo Scavenger Hunt. All you need is a camera.

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