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Lehigh Valley Missed Connections of the Week (It’s Musikfest Time!)

Musikfest starts today and I’m assuming you’re intelligent enough to figure out where it is and how to drink beer and eat food, so we’re going to skip that whole deal.

What you SHOULD be doing is getting ready to win a ton of prizes during the Musikfest Photo Scavenger Hunt. The freakin’ Bethlehem Police Department touted it yesterday. What? I’m serious.

Get started by downloading and printing the rules or saving this on your mobile device and download the Musikfest App or complain why it’s not available for Android.

If you need to get that one five pointer with me, find us at @lvwithlove on twitter to get an update on where we will be at. We will have a street team Saturday from about 4 p.m. until close. So look for us. 

Yes, that picture is of a sheet that someone participating in the challenge already has set. Teams are allowed! Just make sure you email lehighvalleywithlove@gmail.com from only one email address when you submit all your photos (multiple emails due to size are OK).

Now, to tide you over until you head down to the big, warm, drunk hug that is Musikfest, here are your local morons.

Guy in Barnes Noble - w4m - 23 (Easton)


Date: 2012-08-03, 3:32AM EDT
Reply to: 9btdn-3172049894@pers.craigslist.org


You’re the gorgeous guy always in the corner at Starbucks reading and working on things. We’ve been wanting to talk with you but you’re focused on your work :( I’ll sit near you today, hopefully we’ll talk! ( I asked you about why you’re always wearing long sleeves the other day :D) 

I love the open mouth smiley face. Those little extra pixels of distance really convey a much higher level of happiness.

perkasie GIANT STORE thurs noon time weightlifter - m4m - 40 (perkasie)


Date: 2012-08-02, 2:09PM EDT
Reply to: bxt7d-3179427082@pers.craigslist.org

OK THIS IS A LONG SHOT.. I’LL DESCRIBE YOU 5’9 FIVE FT TEN DARK HAIR NICE BUILD TATTS U LOOKED LATE 20’S EARLY THIRTIES YOU WERE WITH AN OLDER LADY POSSIBLY (MOM)? WE PASSED EACHOTHER A FEW TIMES AND MADE EYECONTACT WE WERE IN EXPRESS LANE I WAS IN BLK TSHIRT GOTEE BASEBALL TYPE HAT SO IF YOU READ THIS WLD BE COOL TO MEET UP SOMETIME OR IF YOU MAY KNOW WHO THIS IS LET ME KNOW TELL ME WHAT COLOR CAR YOU WERE PUTTING YOUR GROCERIES INTO (I PASSED YOU WHEN I WAS LEAVING) PUT GIANT IN YOUR SUBJECT LINE THX HOPE TO HEAR FROM YA 
If I get through more than four caps locked letters in a row, my brain starts buzzing and goes, “WHAT THE EFF ARE YOU DOING?” How could you possible get through more than five sentences without questioning yourself as to what the hell is wrong with you and why you’re yelling at everyone?

Lowes on McArthur Rd self checkout cashier - m4w - 30 (Whitehall)


Date: 2012-07-31, 8:57AM EDT
Reply to: trwxz-3174296261@pers.craigslist.org

I saw u few months ago at Lowe’s on mcarthur rd I was walking to a register to pay and u were watching the ppl doing self checkout and we made eye contact and I think u remembered me… We meet years ago and had some hot times then lost contact if u read this send me an email n let’s meet up again 

Do you think people at the supermarket get excited when they pull the “self-checkout” duty that day? I mean, they don’t really have to do much other than make sure you paid for what you said you did or help out old ladies who are scared of machines.

UPS trucks parked along William Penn Highway entrance to 33N - m4m - 38 (Bethlehem Township)


Date: 2012-08-02, 9:21PM EDT
Reply to: k2gjn-3180387477@pers.craigslist.org


I see your trucks parked along the entrance ramps to rt 33N off of William Penn Highway. Sometimes if I go by early enough I have caught a guy standing between his cab and trailer with his back to the road. You were taking a piss. I would love to meet up and give you a nice NSA BJ or HJ. If you are interesated let me know. I am 5’10” 180# br bl good looking. 38yo biwm. Put “UPS” in your subject so I know its not spam 

Ah, yes, nothing like hitting on the UPS man who is peeing on the side of the road. If that’s all it takes for you to offer BJs and HJs, then it may be time to join a book club or something. Cmon, people, standards.

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