Woman’s Cows Wander Off Into The Road, She Gets Cited

I am not going to tell you my rabid cow story again because I told it to you once. The sad thing is, that’s really my only memorable story about cattle.

I have never been cow tipping. Nor have I really spent a lot of time around cows.

I’ve eaten a TON of them. Oh, man cows are tasty.

Police are citing a Lower Saucon Townshipwoman after they had to corral her cattle when they escaped her property early Monday, according to authorities.

This was not the first time cattle belonging toChristine Hess, of the 1900 block of Waldheim Road, have escaped, police say. Seven of the animals about 3:30 a.m. Monday were blocking Flint Hill and Waldheim roads, police say.

Officers used their sirens and lights to scare the cattle off the road and back home until police were able to get some assistance from the owner, according to authorities.

Hess lacks adequate fencing at her property, allowing the animals to wander out on numerous occasions, police say. Hess has received warnings during previous infractions, but police say after Monday’s incident, she will be cited under a township ordinance for failure to confine her livestock. SOURCE: The Express-Times

Poor cows! They were probably so scared by all the noise!

In reality, though, aren’t cows the most unimpressed animals on earth? They really don’t give a shit about anything other than chewing their cud and being fatties. You can’t even ride cows. Wait, can you ride cows?

Also, where does a cow think it’s going when it’s wandering off? Does it think it’s in some Pixar movie and it’s going to go on some great adventure?  These are the things I think about.

Don’t forget, Musikfest starts Friday and we have tons of prizes to give away in the Musikfest Photo Scavenger Hunt. All you need is a camera.