Old Man Tries to Grab Lady’s Butt, Husband Stabs Man, Husband Goes to Jail

If you’ve ever dated a pretty lady, or dated an ugly lady and took her somewhere shady, you’ve experienced another dude staring at her or even trying to hit on her.

It happens. And, while most of the time it’s really just flattering to the both of you, sometimes it can be a bit much.

That being said, a proper response if it’s getting a bit uncomfortable is usually just to leave before it escalates. It just is what it is.

Or, you could come back and stab an old man you thought tried to grab your lady’s butt and go to prison for 12 years.

A longtime criminal who says he stabbed a 68-year-old man in Allentown for trying to grab his wife’s butt will serve up to a dozen years behind bars.

Asael Malpica-Vazquez, 38, was sentenced Tuesday to six to 12 years in state prison by Lehigh County Judge Robert L. Steinberg.

Malpica-Vazquez pleaded guilty in June to aggravated assault for stabbing Felix Collazo Pagan last summer at Seventh and Liberty streets.

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Pagan said Malpica-Vazquez returned about 30 minutes later with Gonzalez-Malpica, who is seven months older than his uncle. The victim said the men stabbed him several times in his back, chest and arm.

Malpica-Vazquez said Pagan tried to grab his wife’s butt the day of the stabbing, and that resulted in a fight involving Malpica-Vazquez, Pagan and a friend of Pagan’s about 21/2 hours before the stabbing.SOURCE: The Morning Call

Sure, some guys can be SUPER pushy and go beyond the basic “flirting” and really try to hone in on your sexy lady.

If this occurs, do what you need to do, but, if you head to prison because you decided to defend her honor, I bet you 100 rubles that she’s going to find some other guy while you’re doing your time.

No one wants to be “played” or whatever, but, walk away. Just walk away and go catch a movie or play some Pinochle or something.

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