Man Says Girlfriend Punched Herself in the Face Over Crack Spoon, Police Don’t Buy It

I always love it when we can start the weekend with a gem like this.

There were profiles for both a Ken George and a Karen Reichard online who looked to be possible candidates for this, however, I couldn’t verify them enough to post links.

So, if you know more than I do, let me know in the comments below or email.

Nevertheless, let’s just get right to it.

A man is facing an assault charge after police didn’t buy his explanation that his girlfriend punched herself in the face.

Kenneth George Jr. was arrested Thursday night at his home at 405 E. Wall St., Bethlehem, after police were called to the home for a second time, officials said.

George, 45, punched his girlfriend, Karen Reichard, in the right eye and pulled her hair during an argument, said police, who added that George claimed Reichard punched herself.

Reminds me of when my brother would hold me down and go, “Why you punchin’ yourself? Why you punchin’ yourself?” Dick.

Earlier, police were called by George to investigate a report that a woman was out of control and breaking things inside his home, officials said.

The woman, Reichard, was intoxicated and told officers that George was angry because she had thrown a spoon he used for drugs onto the sidewalk and that George had just smoked $800 worth of crack cocaine, police said.

Awww, she blew up his spot! 

Police left, but a short time later, they traced a 911 call to George’s home and heard a man screaming at a woman, officials said.

George answered the door and told them Reichard had unplugged and flipped over a TV he was going to watch, officials said. SOURCE: WFMZ.com

Now THIS sounds like the place you want to head to for a post Musikfest party… that is, after you’re done taking photos for the Musikfest Photo Scavenger Hunt!!!! (See what I did there?)