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The Musikfest Photo Scavenger Hunt Challenge has been released! Go check out all the prizes and download a copy of the rules sheet to either print out or use on your mobile device during the fest.

When you are done with all your photos, email them to lehighvalleywithlove@gmail.com (you can send multiple emails if you have a ton of pics). Those with the top amount of points get the first choice of prizes and we go until they are all done. Since there are a lot of prizes, there will be a lot of winners.

And, remember, there is NO WAY ANYONE will get all these photos.

The tie breaker will go to the person who has tagged and shared their specific photos on our sponsor’s pages. For example, if you take a picture outside of Townsend Insurance Agency and post it on their page in addition to emailing it in to us, you’re going to have a better chance at prizes!

Now, onto local morons.

looking for a friend n more - w4w - 36 (Lehigh)


Date: 2012-07-22, 10:09PM EDT
Reply to: nszcf-3156723442@pers.craigslist.org


Spanish chica looking for a FWB. Looking more in a friend level but I know how I am. I like to touch n flirt with my friends. Love to go out dancing, have a few drinks, lunch n dinner. I have a sense of humorso u must be a jokerster. Im also 420 very friendly n would like it if u was too. 


About me: 5”3, 145 pds, light skin, shoulder lengh hair.
Looking for same.
NO MEN…..

If intrested in more, snd email, pic would be nice. 
145 pds? What are pds? Man, I guess a lot of things. If she was 145 lbs, then maybe I’d consider her. But, since I have no clue what a pds is, this girl could be an alien or something. I’m staying away. 

Panera Bread hot man -noonish today - w4m - 24 (HamiltonBlvd in W Allentown)


Date: 2012-07-26, 2:39PM EDT
Reply to: gshpb-3164660353@pers.craigslist.org

MmmmmYummm. I was sitting in a booth with friends and kept watching you, omfg you are so hot! Those jeans hugged your ass so well and your arms and face, sploooosh! I sooo love jeans and a fitted t-shirt and a sweet watch on the wrist, shows your laid back but have style. Real turn on.

If you saw me staring and biting my lip, please email me. Tell me what kind of watch you had on (I sell them for a living and knew exactly which one you had on) and the car you got into (like I said, I was watching). I don’t want to be your girlfriend, I already have a husband - if you know what I mean. If you cannot answer these questions, your not him and please don’t waste my time. 
Ahh, yes, nothing like a cheating wife to really get your motor running. Also, is “sploosh” the female equivalent of “schaaaawing”? Because, if it is, that’s also gross.

Elephant trunk - m4m - 40 (emmaus)


Date: 2012-07-26, 3:25PM EDT
Reply to: bn9bp-3164776104@pers.craigslist.org

you was on the store hot body sexy tattoes hope you read this we talk for a few u seems soo interesting guy
ur name start with J…what u said was ugly and creepy?

hope get answer from you j 
Wait, is this guy like… does he work in the circus? I mean, that would be pretty cool to meet up with a guy who works with elepha….HEYYY!!! GROSS AGAIN WTF!?!?! I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN YOU PERV!

Crayola Factory downtown Easton - m4m (easton)


Date: 2012-07-26, 4:55PM EDT
Reply to: rwzbp-3164995520@pers.craigslist.org

Hi, I saw you this afternoon on the 2nd floor of the Crayola Factory. You are tall with short dark hair and glasses and a really nice package clearly showing in your shorts. I got a vibe from when I checked you out. If you are interested in letting me take care of your package, write back and tell me what color your shorts an sneakers were so I know it’s you. Thanks. 
Wait, what was a UPS man doing in the Crayola Factory? Was he picking up packages and then just randomly noticed some… .HEY! DAMNIT! AGAIN YOU TRICKSTERS! He means his PENIS! UGH!

And, now, one of my favorite Missed Connections in recent months…

adult probation for house arrest! LOL - m4w - 27 (lehigh county courthouse)


Date: 2012-07-26, 8:11PM EDT
Reply to: 5mqvs-3165400633@pers.craigslist.org

i seen the most beautiful black girl in my life today going to house arrest today. not only the hottest black girl but prolly the hottest girl period. she was wearing a sweatshirt and pink and black nikes and still looked so gorgeous. Iwouuld talked to her but her friend was there and nothing like having to aproach 1 but 2 very cute girl. im not expecting her to see this Ijust needed to tell the lovely people out there cuz i havent stopped thinking about her. i think ill run into her again i really hope and if i do game on beautiful girl! 
Popped collar? Check. Limited spelling and typing skills? Check. Stupid long silver douche necklace? Check. Vneck with white undershirt? You bet your ass. Listens to crappy rap music? I’m guessing. In court because he was defending a client as part of his law firm? HA!

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