I knew of a girl once, through mutual friends, who said that she wanted to try and purchase human flesh off of the internet so that she could eat it.
Everyone laughed at her until we realized, through her blank stare, that she was serious and we should all delete her from our cell phones.
People be trippin’
Bethlehem police are looking for a man who bit off his ex-girlfriend’s earlobe and stole her purse early Wednesday morning.
David Bermudez, 34, whose address is unknown, is wanted on charges of aggravated assault, robbery, simple assault, reckless endangerment, theft and receiving stolen property.
Police did not release the name of the 33-year-old victim, but said she is missing her left earlobe. She also had cuts and bruises on her shoulder. Police were unsure if she was still being treated at St. Luke’s Hospital-Fountain Hill. SOURCE: The Morning Call
Apparently, the victim was walking down the street in Allentown at 1:30 a.m. (great idea) when Bermudez ran up behind her, stole her purse, and bit her ear.
Just so we’re clear, this is the second time in a week that this thing has happened. Last week, some guy up in Monroe County bit out a chunk of his ex-girlfriend’s ear.
Girls, you should really stop breaking up with your cannibal boyfriends. They get hungry.