Man Bites Chunk Out of Ex-Girlfriend’s Son’s Ear

Musikfest is only 17 days away. That’s all I’m thinking about when people are complaining about the heat.

Well, that and how they are going to complain about the snow the same way.

People just LOVE to complain. Seriously. Complaining is some people’s LITERAL past time.

I don’t complain about much other than how I hate people who talk at the movies. Why spend money to get in if you’re just going to talk? 

Oh, that and people who would want to bite piece of my body off.

A Monroe County man was charged this weekend with attacking his ex-girlfriend’s son and biting a large piece of his ear off, police said.

Stroud Area Regional police said Ricardo Acevedo-Rivera, 31, of Stroudsburg, went to retrieve his backpack at the ex-girlfriend’s house on N. Second Street around 8 p.m. Saturday and refused to leave.

Police said Acevedo-Rivera rushed the son, only identified as a 30-year-old man, punching him and starting a fight. During the fight, Acevedo-Rivera bit the victim’s ear and wouldn’t let go, police said.

After they were finally pulled apart by people at the scene, Acevedo-Rivera spit out a large piece of the victim’s ear and fled. SOURCE: The Morning Call

Wait, the boyfriend is 31 and the son is 30? This sounds like a fun, happy, little family!

Also, what do you think that ear tasted like? Ears are pretty gross what with being by your gross slimy hair all day. Not to mention the ear wax and stuff. I bet this ear tasted about as good as those Jack Links Beef Jerky tips or whatever.

Slim Jims are the only way to go.