Dead Man Found Near Casino. Coincidence? Hmmm?

So some hunters found a decaying man’s body beneath the Minsi Trail bridge, not far from the Sands Casino. Now, there is absolutely nothing yet that suggests (that we know of) that this man was murdered or that he was murdered FOR OWING MONEY TO THE MAFIA!!!! RAR GOODFELLAS ATTACK!

A man’s skeletal remains were found by two hunters in Bethlehem on Saturday afternoon.

The remains were found around 2 p.m. in woods near the Minsi Trail Bridge, police said.

Police are investigating the man’s death. It’s unknown how the man died or if the death is suspicious.

Northampton County Coroner Zachary Lysek said he would not release the man’s identity because his office was still trying to notify family members.

An autopsy will be done today, Lysek said. He said the remains were in the advanced stage of decomposition. Source

How can you not think that this is Casino related!??!?! They took some dude out to the woods and whacked him! Man. I’m lucky that I don’t borrow money from loan sharks, these new breed of Sands Casino legbreakers seem to mean business. I don’t need to find dead bodies every time I’m down on the canal running or .. um. bicycling or otherwise not killing people.

It’s legal to hunt right there though? That seems a bit dangerous. Click on that link, it’s basically right near the Lehigh River beneath the Minsi Trail. Didn’t know that was legal hunting land. Also, didn’t know that MOBSTERS WERE KILLING PEOPLE ALREADY!!! MAN.