Two Men Steal Bags of Doritos from Pantry-1 (Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch?)

Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch Doritos?

Who ya got?

Cool Ranch is my winner based on their non-overbearing flavor. I feel that the Nacho Cheese Doritos are just a bit TOO nachoey and leave my fingers with a Cheetoh-like paste that makes it tough to text while I am driving.

Police say two males entered the Pantry 1 Food Mart convenient store, 25 E. Morton St., early this morning and took off with $20 worth of snacks.

The men allegedly grabbed four bags of $4.99 Doritos and then fled out of the store through the front door. They were last spotted running east on Morton Street, according to police. No arrests have been made. Source: The Express-Times

Why the Doritos and nothing else? I mean, Doritos aren’t awful, but they are hardly worth your entire trip into the store to steal stuff. Why these guys didn’t at least grab a few Nacho Slim Jims, I will never understand.

Unlike the Nacho Cheese Doritos, Nacho Slim Jims provide a satisfying burst of nachoey flavor without being too dominate in the nacho.

I guess grabbing some Choco Tacos would have really been pushing it since you have to open that sliding door and all.