The Allentown Freak Out is tomorrow. If you’re a lady who has talent, like reading a book in a bikini or burping the alphabet, then you should sign up for the Miss Allentown Freak Out Pageant! Like now. Because you don’t have a lot of time.
In other news, check out episode 2 or Lehigh Valley with Love Live! and enjoy your Missed Connections of the Week!
Date: 2012-06-16, 11:27AM EDT
Reply to: email@example.com i lost your phone and your e mail…….. if your the lady.. kind of panties i had on… and meet in back of parking lot at 2.00 today
Date: 2012-06-21, 9:53AM EDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.orgTo that lovely chocolate man who helped me get sand to my car lastnight…
Damn you are a tall handsome man, you were so nice, friendly, funny, and damn you just made me have a chocolate attack, you made the comment about I was no way a Grandma well let me tell you this Grandma would love to jump your bones!
If you get lonely let me know I am totally interested in getting to know you much better!
Date: 2012-06-21, 9:17AM EDT
Reply to: email@example.comSunday night at Starter’s Riverport in Bethlehem, you were sitting at the bar with someone. You were wearing jeans and a black buttondown shirt. Me a black male sitting to the right of you. I thought you were hot, and was going to talk to you when you were alone but didn’t want to cause any problems for you. Didn’t know if that was your husband or not.
Email me back if your interested!!!!! Hope to hear from you soon.
Date: 2012-06-22, 7:37AM EDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.orgI was coming, you were leaving at GD, you stopped and looked, me too, thought you might turn around and come back, you didn’t, a shame. You, short salt and pepper hair, nice looking older daddy type . Hot 50 something i’m guessing. Black car, I know the make and model. If you remember or even look here, tell me what I drove or what I wore and let’s try that first meeting again