Craigslist Missed Connections of the Week (PERSONAL AD EDITION)

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A week from tomorrow I will be judging the Allentown Miss Freak Out Pageant. That’s June 23. So, if you’re a lady who is semi-attractive and has some sort of cool talent (last year’s winner swallowed swords, but you can also read poetry) then sign the hell up and do something with your weekend.

If you get me a Snickers I might give you some extra points.

The Allentown Freak Out is a fun event and we’re happy to be a part of it.

Even if you have an inkling to try out and are hesitant, at least take a look and give yourself some credit and do something… Nothing wrong with putting yourself out there.

So, for this week, there really weren’t any great Missed Connections that stood out and I didn’t feel like posting some boring ones and trying to trump them up so that I pretended they were interesting when they weren’t.

SOOOOOOO…. I’m going to give you some people on Craiglist who are looking for dates instead!

oral pleasure, sit back and enjoy - 57 (Wescoseville)

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Date: 2012-06-15, 10:37AM EDT
Reply to: rdczd-3079369771@pers.craigslist.org

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I’m very much into pleasing a woman with my lips and tongue. Just sit back and enjoy. I’m 57 selfemployed in the arts. considered attractive. Very clean and discreet. meet for coffee and chat. then if your interested. Have a webcam too rather then sending photo.Hope to hear from you. 

Ladies, cmon, he’s a GIVER! What more can you ask for? I’m sure he’s completely fit and sexy, too. You have nothing to lose!

Seeking bondage girlfriend - 37 (Orefield)

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Date: 2012-06-15, 5:53AM EDT
Reply to: 5pjkb-3042715159@pers.craigslist.org

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Looking for a 25-40 year old female who would like to spend time in bondage, be my model, test different types of bondage out, as well as being my girlfriend and looking for a long term relationship. Willing to wear certain clothes and outfits a huge plus. Message me for more info. Put “girlfriend” in the subject line so I know your not a bot. Looking for love and a LTR. NOT sex or fling or one night stand. 

b/j my place - m4m - 47 (northampton)

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Date: 2012-06-15, 5:35AM EDT
Reply to: dj3cr-3079051667@pers.craigslist.org

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47 y/o guy 
offering b/j to a discreet guy
at my place today till 2 pm
if this ad is still up i am still looking
walk in get b/j and leave no questions asked
no recip is nec
ddf here and you be also
perfer other married or bi guys
in first email state your age, stats, where from
those with pic to the front of the line but not nec
please put “morning” in subject line so I know its not spam 

-Insert clever subject here- - 26 (Lehighton)

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Date: 2012-06-13, 4:59PM EDT
Reply to: bvzqn-3076005778@pers.craigslist.org

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hi ladies. I’m 26, emo, and a bbw. I’m also bi. In my spare time I like to read, write poetry, do artwork(If I have the materials), hang with friends, and go shopping. I also like watching tv and cuddling on the couch. I’m looking for a girl with similar interests, also a girl who will love me for me and not try to change me. Ideally I’d like to meet a girl who I can see 1x a week with texts, phone calls, and facebook chats in between. I don’t smoke and prefer you don’t, I drink socially, and I am d/d free. I have a fiance who is very supportive of me finding a GF. He is looking for a BF for himself. I’m looking for an ltr fwb/gf. who won’t mind if I get married. IF you make time for me, I WILL make time for you. When you reply put bi emo girl as the subject line SO I know you’re not spam. Thanks for taking the time to read my ad and hope to hear from you soon. P.S. send a pic with your reply NO pic, NO reply-thank you