So you have almost exactly like maybe two hours to enter your dirty joke if you want to win Bob Saget tickets. Bob Saget totally retweeted my tweet and then put it on America’s Funniest Home Videos.
That new guy who hosts is OK, but I can tell that his heart really isn’t into it. You know he’s just there for the paycheck and it really breaks my heart. Bob Saget was all about the show. You knew that he identified and cared about those videos.
Also, what’s up with showing videos with a time stamp from the 1990s anymore? Wayyy too old.
Whatever, here are some weird and desperate people…
Date: 2012-06-04, 10:13PM EDT
Reply to: email@example.comSeen u today with your dog which my daughter kept trying to run to couldn’t stop staring tell me what I was wearing long shot than u started talking to someone else with a dog the lady had a dog head lol
Read this post again slowly and try and see if it makes any sense whatsoever.
Because it doesn’t.
Poor punctuation means I’ll never ask you to marry me.
Date: 2012-05-30, 11:32PM EDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.org
The door was green…your shirt was blue….kissing you was hot….I gave you my card so I could see more of you……and said” don’t throw it on the ground!”. I was oddly enamored with your ring.Told you she was very lucky.As was I….hope you read this trashy section……
Date: 2012-06-03, 12:07PM EDT
Reply to: email@example.comIt’s worth a shot I guess… I have a friend who swears by this site…..let’s give it a shot…
You were in the checkout line behind me around 1015 am today. I was all Nike and you were in bright Under Armor. We smiled at each other a couple of times, including the parking lot as I drove by you walking to your car. I am sorry, but I was in a wicked hurry and didn’t get to talk to you…..but would like to…. Here’s hoping this somehow finds you and you want to do lunch or something. Let me know the make of my car…..we have the same.
Date: 2012-06-03, 12:00AM EDT
Reply to: firstname.lastname@example.orgThis is a long shot, but to the girl working the Wendy’s drive thru in Southside Bethlehem Saturday night, I think you were pretty damn cu caught eyes and smiled at each other a couple of times. There was a guy trying to order food that walked up to the drive thru window, and u couldn’t do it so I ordered it for him you gave me a thumbs up. Well just thought maybe we can talk some time again I thought you were really cute. So contact me and tell me something you would only know about tonight.
Hope this works.
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