Don’t Do the Christian Thing, Your XBox Will Get Stolen

Religious people can be a funny bunch, saying one then thing doing the other. Like the upstanding leader of the congregation who cheats on his wife, stuff like that. Sure, it’s not fair to lay blame on a whole religion based on a few bad apples, but, I’m just saying, it’s always a good thing to be somewhat skeptical of everyone you meet in the world, no matter if they have a cool little black and white collar on or not.

See, some people in this big bad world are genuinely good, Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Hindu, Gang Banger, or other. And there are people who may LOOK like creeps who are genuinely good people in their actions and thoughts.

Thing is, YOU can never fucking tell when you just meet the person. You don’t really know until a week later when they are either still being nice to you or they are out back looking through your trash for your social security number.

That being said, a lot of the time, if you have a bad feeling about someone, I’d hasten to say that you’re probably right. If some beggar is coming up to you on the street and you get a bad vibe, then trust it. If some Priest is giving you marital advice and you feel weirded out, then trust it.

Oh, and as a general rule of thumb, don’t let a homeless guy sleep in your house.

A city man allegedly allowed a man with no place to go spend the night at his home in the 600 block of Shields Street on Monday and awoke Tuesday to find the strange man and many of his belongings gone.
 Matthew Bloss told police that he believes the unknown man took his Microsoft X-Box, Sony Playstation, some cash, a phone and a backpack. Police said Bloss claims to have picked up the man after seeing him walking on the street and learning that he had nowhere to go. Source

A few things here. Firstly, who the fuck picks up homeless men off the street unless they plan on killing them? Secondly, if you do pick up a homeless man on the street and somehow don’t kill him, are you going to let him sleep in your house that has a fucking Xbox and a Playstation and some cash and NOT expect to get fucking robbed?I mean, that’s like taking Elliot Spitzer to a brothel house and expecting him to keep his pants on and his wallet full.

I know, I know, it’s “wrong” or something to judge people based on what you “feel.” Like, some people feel bad about crossing to the other side of the street at night if they see someone coming down the sidewalk toward them and they get a bad feeling about it. FUCK THAT, I’d rather be called offensive than be all robbed out. I need my Xbox and I certainly don’t want to deal with the hassle of rewashing some vagrants sheets the next morning.Eh, whatevs.