If You’re Going to Smoke Up Before School, at Least Think Ahead

I think I said how I used to skip lunch all the time in high school (we weren’t allowed to eat off campus) and head down to McDonald’s because they had the two Big Macs for $2 back then and, holy awesome, that was awesome. But, other than that, I never really skipped school because I hated having to make work up. I did ALL of my homework in study hall, never brought any home. That’s probably why I’m writing this blog now, but that’s besides the point, really.

But, if you ARE going to skip school, or go in late, or whatever, the first rule (and this applies to work kinda, too) is to KNOW the rules and know what is going to happen when you do certain things.

For example, if you’re going to skip a day and just NOT go in, understand that the school may contact your home, or that you may need to provide a note listing why you were absent. You have to plan for this shit, copy your mom’s signature, or at least know how to sound like your dad on the phone.

If you fail to plan, you plan to fail, people.

Bethlehem police reported four thefts from cars, two burglaries and that a 16-year-old girl allegedly brought a marijuana cigarette to Liberty High School.

The girl, of West Market Street, handed a school official a doctor’s note Thursday morning, police said, on which was a conspicuous stain that smelled of marijuana. The girl was searched and a marijuana cigarette was found in a coat pocket, police said.
 The girl was charged with possession of a small amount of marijuana. Source

What did you THINK was going to happen when you came into school after smoking up, Miss Intelligent? Did you think that the note that you had on you was going to just end up in the “school official’s” hand without you giving it to them. AND if you knew you were going to have any close contact with said school official, don’t you think that you would want to make sure you changed clothes, or at least showered, before doing so? It’s widely known that asshole adults have to go through a strict “what alcohol and drugs smell like on kids” class to get their “Asshole Adult” badge.See, if you wanna break the rules, you gotta KNOW the rules, kiddos. This has been a lesson from your Uncle Lovey.See you at First Friday.