Robbers Choose to Hide in WRONG Area of Easton

Hypthoetically, if I were to rob a bank in New Jersey, I guess a good place to try and hide out would be Easton, considering there are 500 crimes going on there at any given time.

It’s like dressing up like a bush and hiding in the woods. It should take awhile before the cops figure out that you, too, are a criminal.

Unfortunately for these guys, who chose to rob a fucking deli of all places, they headed to the WRONG AREA of Easton.

Two men wanted for allegedly robbing a Greenwich Township deli this afternoon crossed the state line and were nabbed in Easton, New Jersey State Police said.

The robbery occurred at the Stewartsville Deli, 458 St. James Ave. (Route 519) in Greenwich Township, and emergency scanner reports indicate a weapon was shown. A gray Pontiac with Pennsylvania registration that may not match the car was seen heading west on Greenwich Street toward Route 22.

New Jersey State Police combed the College Hill area of Easton for two suspects, and emergency scanner reports indicated they were nabbed about 1:20 this afternoon.

The gray Pontiac Grand Prix was surrounded by police tape on Coleman Street, about 20 yards up from Pierce Street on College Hill, near Lafayette College’s Kirby Sports Center.  Source

Yeah, if you’re going to hide out in Easton you don’t head up to LAFAYETTE COLLEGE!!!! Cmon. Are there any Pontiacs up there anyway? You’re going to stick out like a, well, a bunch of dudes who just robbed a deli. Not so smart.

You have to head to like 10th and Butler or something. I don’t think the cops even drive their patrol cars down there. Just sit there for awhile, get a canoe and head down the river, boom, free. That seemed to work for John Wilkes Booth…