Kutztown U. Has Tons of Drugs on Campus. Really? NOOOO.

There are some things that are just not surprising, to the point that they are almost boring to bring up and aren’t funny anymore.

We all know that if you go to Kutztown Universtity you probably have an STD. If you go to Lehigh, you’re a douche. If you go to Lafayette, you’re a second rate douche. If you go to Muhlenberg, no one knows you exist. If you go to Moravian, you’re parents are rich and hate you. If you go to Cedar Crest, you are a lesbian. If you go to NCCC, you’re dumb. If you go to LCCC, you’re dumber and if you go to Penn State - Lehigh Valley, you might as well stop talking about how you’re going to go to main campus really soon.

Oh, and almost forgot, if you go to DeSales, ummm, uhhhhh, you really like the outdoors and not having girls in your room after darK? Sure, that works.

So, some kids get busted on Ktown campus with weed, then they do some research and it tracks back to, you guessed it, WILSON (which is basically Easton, just somehow tucked insided like a bad surprise.)

A Kutztown University senior was majoring in business administration and already making a decent living by selling high-end marijuana to his classmates, according to authorities.

Blasé Garrecht got the pot, including some that sold for thousands of dollars a pound, from a contact who operated out of a used car lot in Wilson, authorities announced at a news conference Monday. He allegedly had another Kutztown student — Joe Finocchio, a sophomore majoring in criminal justice — help him sell it.

The investigation began more than a year ago after an undercover buy from a Kutztown student who identified Garrecht as his supplier and told police that demand for pot at the university was ”tremendous,” according to authorities.

Garrecht, Finocchio and their alleged suppliers — three brothers and their mother who worked out of the used car lot in Wilson, and three other men — have been charged in what officials called a $2.5 million marijuana and money-laundering operation that linked New York City, the Easton area and Kutztown University.

”Drug dealers know that there is a strong demand for marijuana on college campuses, and they are not afraid to use the students to be their distributors on the college campuses,” Pennsylvania Attorney General Tom Corbett said at his agency’s office in Allentown.

The investigation was dubbed Operation 777 after the used car lot in Wilson that authorities considered the base of operations for the ring, which allegedly sold different types of pot for $1,000 to $5,200 a pound, including Chocolate Thai that went for about $3,000 a pound.

Corbett said Kendell ”Sho” Alexander, 30, of Yonkers, N.Y., sent shipments of the high-grade marijuana and Ecstasy pills from New York to his brothers in the Easton area. Source

I actually recommend reading this story, there are some more twists in there that I’m way too lazy to write about an include here.

There is something a bit sad about this, and that’s that the Chocolate Thai pot, which is probably fucking awesome, is now off the streets and in the hands of some cops who are going to “lose it” in the evidence room. Fuckers.

Also, this is why pot should be legalized, because they ONLY thing here that is all fucked up and wrong is that some shady people have to set up a phony business to sell and traffic the pot, resulting in people having guns and sometimes them shooting said guns. So, legalize the fucking shit and have these criminals move on to some other criminal activity, like gathering up all the salvia for when they outlaw that plant, too.

Ok, move on, nothing to see here.