Sweep The Leg, at the Post Office.

I hated all those kids who took karate when we were in elementary school and they would wear their stupid karate smocks to school some days cause they had some “big tournament” or something right after. And they would always use their karate for evil, not the way it was intended. Like, you’re supposed to only use your karate to protect yourself, right Bruce Lee? You shouldn’t be punching and chopping kids just cause you want to be next in line for kickball.

Whatever.

Barry Lee Bendekovits, 52, of Bethlehem, faces charges after engaging in a fight with man at Bethlehem’s Post Office at 535 Wood St., according to police.

Police say Bendekovits was upset about a parking situation at the Post Office and confronted another man and began yelling at him.

According to police, Bendekovits reported going into “karate mode” and then not remembering anything after that.

Police say Bendekovits is charged with disorderly conduct and making unreasonable noise. Source

I wish I had a “karate mode.” All I have is “weekday mode” and “weekend mode” and “awesomely attractive mode.”

Karate mode could definitely come in handy.