Saucon Valley Strike or Whatever Over! Stripper Moms Can Get Back To Their Mimosas!

Single moms and unemployed people throughout the Saucon Valley school district rejoiced now that the teacher strike is over and their annoying kids can go get babysat at a locally funded school all day!

Besides, mommy’s getting tired of telling all of her ”clients” that they have to use the back door when the come over.

There was a steady stream of cars on Walnut Street this morning instead of a steady stream of striking teachers.

Parents were gleeful to be dropping children off at school after a 12-day teachers strike that left people scrambling to find child care and ways to occupy their children.

Lower Saucon Township parent Deena Blazka was shocked when both her children popped out of bed this morning.

“They were both up at the crack of six o’clock,” Blazka said this morning after she dropped off her elementary schooler.

Her middle-school-age daughter was overjoyed to be headed back.

“For her, it’s a social thing,” the stay-at-home mother said, noting her other child was excited for today’s Halloween parade. Source

YEAH! Now the kids can get ready to really hate their teachers come June when they are still in school and have to make up all this lost time because the teachers (who already get paid for fucking summers off) couldn’t get their contract shit settled in a timely fashion.

I miss recess.