No Beer Money? Fist to the Face, Woman!

There are some times when it’s totally ok to be mad at your girlfriend/wife (notice I didn’t say “times it’s ok to beat your wife”). These times include, but are not limited to:

1. Any time she moves your stuff that she thinks is non important. Like old comic books or porn dvds from college you were saving for a rainy day.
2. If she ruins a night on the town by crying over something stupid, like how she wants a baby or something.
3. If she ever does not let you watch football.
4. If she talks a lot.

I think those are reasonable offenses, right? On the other hand, if you’re a woman, you can pretty much get mad at your boyfriend/husband for any fucking reason you want, because that’s what you already do. But, it doesn’t matter, you have all the boobs and the power.

Anyway, if your girlfriend doesn’t have beer money for your broke ass, you probably should do some soul searching, rather than punching her in the face.

A man is charged with punching a woman in the face Wednesday night after she told him she didn’t have any money to buy him beer, Easton police charge.

Michael Steven Herman, 39, of 10 S. Fourth St., Easton, is charged with simple assault, possession of a small amount of marijuana and harassment. He’s in Northampton County Prison under $7,000 bail.

According to court records:

Shortly before 11 p.m., police were called to Herman’s home for a domestic dispute.

Police said Herman and Deborah Guffy were outside their apartment yelling at each other.

Guffy was bleeding from the nose and mouth, police said. She told officers Herman punched her because he was angry she didn’t have beer money.

Police said Herman smelled of alcohol and was given a breath test and registered 0.23 percent. Police searched him and found a small amount of marijuana tucked in a pack of cigarettes. Source

Ah, what a crowd on fourth street in Easton. Such a proud bunch.

Oh, and for anyone who is crazy, all those things I said up top there were jokes, I actually like women very much. They are usually fun to be around and sometimes they smell really good. Um, also, sometimes they look good out in public, which makes people go “HOLY CRAP, why is that hot chick hanging out with that blog writer? WTF does he have that I don’t have?”