Chicks Commit Crimes, Too (And are Crazy)

For as crazy as women tend to be, I wonder why everyone always seems surprised when they commit crimes. I don’t get this. In my life I have seen guys act mostly like just plain stupid bumbling fools and women as more conniving, crazy and vengeful.

Think about it. Guys tend to get back at other guys by punching them in the face. Boom. Over with. But, girls tend to get back at each other by spreading awful rumors, slashing tires or soaking their enemies’ tampons in vodka.

I mean, they REALLY go the extra yard in making you rethink ever fucking with them again. They are just brutal.

I’d rather have a dude mad at me, one who is just going to fight and be done with it, rather than some crazy broad who is going to make me rue the day I messed with her for like the next decade.

Anyhoo, this lady is on the lam and, um, shouldn’t be too hard to spot.

Bethlehem police believe a 42-year-old woman, possibly conspiring with an unknown man, burglarized a number of area homes in the last month.

 Tina Johns, address unknown, allegedly broke into homes in West and Northeast Bethlehem and stole jewelry, money and in one case, a .38-caliber handgun. 
 Police said Johns enters homes during the day, in mid- to late-afternoon hours, and steals things that are easy to carry. She might be driving a maroon Oldsmobile Alero and may be working with a tall, stocky, mid-40s Hispanic man, police said.
 Johns is 5 feet 3 inches tall, and heavyset with long, brown curly hair. Source

Cause you know that a girl is going to be more pissed off that the article in the paper leading people to try and find her describes her as “heavyset” rather than depicts her crimes as bad.

Crazy ladies unite!