Get Ready To (go to) Bangor!

The Bangor Festival (snicker) is tonight and tomorrow and you can head up to Bangor (ha) and have fun sticking some … hehe.. pumpkins.

The Bangor Festival is held at Bangor Memorial Park and there is an admission fee to get in the Bangor Festival. ha…

There should be like 100 people ready to go at the Bangor Festival tonight. AND tomorrow.

Bangor’s annual pumpkin carving festival is to be held from 5 to 8 o’clock tonight and Tuesday night at Bangor Memorial Park.

October Fest includes scarecrow making, train rides, food and carving.

Bad weather forced organizers to reschedule the festival, which was first slated for this past weekend. Weather also pushed the borough’s Halloween parade to 7 p.m. Thursday.

Admission to October Fest is free but food and activities carry a small charge. Source

Hehe!!! “Activities” at the Bangor Festival include trying not to fucking laugh at the name of the stupid town all the time.

I guess it gets old and you’d get used to it, but, man, whenever you need a cheap laugh, there’s Bangor, just hanging out up there.

Thanks, Bangor.