Golden Toothed Robber LEAVES WALLET AT BANK!!!

Wow. So that single golden toothed bank robber from yesterday? Yeah, he’s been identified and cops are currently looking for him.

So, did someone recognize him from the picture posted on the Internet and television? Did one of his relatives turn him in with a heavy heart?

No.

THE FUCKTARD DROPPED HIS WALLET AT THE BANK!!!!

A man wanted for allegedly robbing a west Bethlehem bank Wednesday morning was quickly identified when police found his wallet nearby, according to

police radio communications at the scene.

Police are searching for Lloyd Virgil Barclay, 51, of Philadelphia in connection with the 9:20 a.m. robbery of the KNBT at 920 W. Broad, according to a news release.

At the scene, police radio dispatches said Barclay’s wallet, with several identification cards, was found.

During the robbery, police said,

Barclay was wearing a Baltimore

Ravens cap, a purple backpack and dark clothing.

Barclay, who has a gold front tooth, passed a teller a note stating he had a handgun, police said, and got away with an undetermined amount of cash. Source

Can you imagine him in his getaway car after rushing out of the bank? He’d be all smiling, going over his stash of stolen cash, rubbing his thumb on the only tooth he has and probably listening to some Ike Turner when he pulls up to his real bank to make a deposit at the ATM.

OH FUCK where is my wallet?

Man. Honestly. This is beyond words. How does this even happen? DO YOU EVEN BRING YOUR WALLET WITH YOU WHEN YOU PLAN TO COMMIT A FELONY?

Doesn’t it make sense to leave it in the car or stashed somewhere? WTF do you need your wallet for if you’re planning on stealing thousands of dollars? Did you just not want to lose your Subway Rewards Card? LIKE CMON!!!!