More Room to Smoke at Sands (MindFREAAAK)

Yippee! There is more room to *cough, cough* smoke at *hack* Sands Casino!

If you were desperately waiting for additional casino floor square footage to be designated as “super pro smoking,” then fear not, you have got your wish.

As of today, Sands Casino Resort Bethlehem is doubling the area where people can smoke on the casino floor.

Sands officials announced this morning that they have increased the designated smoking areas from 25 percent to nearly 50 percent of the gaming floor, as allowed by the Pennsylvania Clean Air Act of 2008.

Under the act, which bans smoking in most public places, casinos were permitted to have smoking on 25 percent of the casino floor, but could increase that to 50 percent if the casino could show that machines in the smoking section were busier than those in the non-smoking section.

Today is the first day Sands is eligible, under the law, to increase the smoking area.

“Sands Bethlehem increased its smoking areas as a result of high utilization and demand from guests,” according to a written release by Sands spokeswoman Laura Kelly.

“The casino, which features a state-of-the-art air filtration system originally designed to handle smoking on 100 percent of the floor, will continue to feature smoke-free zones on 50 percent of the gaming floor.”

She said the casino’s restaurants — Emeril’s Chop House, St. James Gate Irish Pub and Carvery, Cobalt Café and The Market Gourmet Express — remain smoke-free. Source

News? I guess. It makes sense that the casino would offer more smoking room, I mean when you’re sitting there throwing your money down the toilet you might as well be getting drunk or getting a fix of nicotine…

What I want to see at this casino is some fucking shows. You can’t tell me that Carrot Top can’t come here for a weekend, right? Does David Copperfield even do magic anymore?

Oh, and that’s another thing. I think Crisssssss Angel is terriby fascinating but also mildly retarded. Like, SERIOUSLY mildly retarded. I understand he’s talented and has made a name for himself from scratch, but I honestly don’t think he could have scored higher than a 800 on the SATs. Call it a learning disability if you want, but something about him just makes me want to get him a subscription to Hooked on Phonics.

Why does he always eat the camera too? That bothers me. Oh, also, the obvious “these only work on tv” tricks are fucking annoying. I’m not even amazed because I saw the Matrix and I know how they do that shit, so stop pretending that it’s fucking real and you’re levitating some girl with your penis or something. I’m not buying it anymore Crisssss Angel!!!! I’m on to your tricks!