Well, Musikfest’s First Tasing Didn’t Take Long

Jeez, I can’t even get back to my computer and some douche at Musikfest has already gotten himself tased.

Here is some REAL simple instruction on how NOT to get fucking tased. DON’T GRAB a cop. DON’T FUCK with their horses.

Do people have a compulsion to do this stuff? Should they be on my new favorite A&E Show, “Obsessed: We’re Huge Douchebags Who Want to Get Arrested”?

Bethlehem police allege a pair of brothers engaged officers in a fight Saturday night at Musikfest and harassed a state police horse.

Andew Mutchler, 22, (One of these guys?) and Matthew Mutchler, 21, (He is one of these dudes here) both of Bethlehem Township, Pa., refused to disperse when police tried to clear a rowdy crowd at 9:44 p.m. in the 400 block of Main Street. Andrew Mutchler allegedly pushed a state police horse named Flash and when troopers attempted to arrest him, Matthew Mutchler intervened, according to Bethlehem police investigator Jason Fulmer.

Matthew Mutchler grabbed an officer’s gun belt as he fought police and was subdued with an electric blast from a Taser, police said.

Andrew Mutchler’s girlfriend was also involved in the incident, but was unidentified by police due to an incomplete report. She was cited and released, police said.

Flash and the officers involved in the alleged tussle were not injured.

It marked the first alleged assault at Musikfest on a state police horse since three incidents during the annual festival in 2002. That year, a man pushed a horse, another struck two horses with his motorcycle and a third punched a pair of horses — one of them named Walter — while refusing police orders to disperse. Source

I Love how they make sure you’re aware of the horses’ names. As if, now that you know someone named the horse “Flash” it makes it EVEN FUCKING WORSE to push it.

First of all, I’m not saying that these guys are innocent, they most likely aren’t, but can you even “push” a horse? What do you get from pushing a horse? It’s not going to fucking go anywhere. Did they cops just SAY he pushed the horse so they could try out their shiny new tasers? I’m not saying, I’m just saying.

Also, I saw a cop walking by me with one of these tasers on and, while I would never do it, the temptation to grab the thing was so intense inside of me that I needed to have a mini intervention on Banana Island. Thank God for true friends.

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