Bangor Girl Golfer? I Hardly Know Her!

Sometimes it is my great pleasure to honor a local scholastic athete entirely based on his or her atheltic ability and prowess in the sport that he or she has mastered.

That is why it is an honor to be able to write about Stani Schiavone, who, at only 17 has qualified for the U.S. Women’s Golf something that’s somewhere.

She’s…good…. golfing.

lives bangor……

A 17-year-old Bangor Area High School student has made it into the world’s most prestigious junior golf tournament.

Stani Schiavone (Facebook Page Here) of Washington Township, Pa., earned one of the five qualifying spots Tuesday for the 62nd U.S. Girls’ Junior Championship. She shot a 1-over-par 37-38—75 at the Merion West Golf Club in Ardmore, Pa.

The championship will be played July 20-25 at Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J. Source

MAN, SOOO much to say, but I’m not sure if it’s illegal..seriously….

My question is, when do girls decide they are going to golf? Golf, for me, is a sport you play when you get fat and lazy OR you happen to master by the age of four and can end up making a bazillion dollars on because you’re the only black guy who plays it (minus Vijah Singh, he is some weird kinda black, right? Like some mixed Black/Indian.) All those old white guys are like, “FUCKING TIGER!!! Go play hockey or something.”

Anyway, I think I’m going to have to make an appearance at the U.S. Women’s-wherever-this-girl-is-playing so I can asses a 10-stroke penalty…

Oh man, get it? Golf…strokes… .. whatever..Get your mind out of the gutter people, this is not that kind of Web site! Sick fucks. She’s a good golfer, what is wrong with you people?!?!?!?!?!

Below is her and some of her friends in … some hot tub.. I found this on the Internet, so don’t fucking yell at me. She’s on the bottom right. Hmm, seems like that top photo was a glamour shot.