Woman Takes Boyfriends PlayStation. He Runs Her Off The Road

I like video games. They are fun. But, like any hobby, you have to take a break now and again and realize that every good life should be lived in moderation.

If you’re playing video games ALL day EVERY day then you seriously need to reconsider your goals in life.

Ha, goals in life. You’re playing video games all day. You have no goals in life.

Case in point:

Colleen Frable became so angry her unemployed boyfriend was spending the day playing video games, she decided to break his habit by taking the PlayStation with her to work Friday, she told Lehigh Township police.

Wait, was this a PlayStation or a PlayStation 2 or a PlayStation 3 or what? this is kinda important.

Police said her live-in boyfriend, Darren Suchon, 42, became so enraged that he followed Frable’s vehicle from their home near Palmerton on Route 248 to Lehigh Township, where he forced her vehicle off the road and rear-ended it while driving her 1996 gold Porsche sports car, all in an effort to get the video game system back.

Suchon, of 88 Hahns Dairy Road, Lower Towamensing Township, now faces a host of charges, including simple assault, reckless endangerment, harassment, disorderly conduct, reckless driving and driving with a suspended or revoked license. He was sent to Northampton County Prison under $25,000 bail.

In an interview with police after the chase, Suchon told officers he was mad his girlfriend took the PlayStation and “didn’t know what the big deal was.”

He told police, “I just wanted the game, I would never hurt her. I just wanted the game.”

According to police:

Frable told police that just before 6 p.m. she argued with Suchon about playing video games all day.

She said that when she left for work, she took the PlayStation with her. When she was on Route 248 near Route 873, Frable looked in her rearview mirror and saw Suchon driving her Porsche while waving his arms and yelling to get her to pull over.

HER PORSCHE? This seriously needs to be amended to, “The Porsche she found on the side of the road that is towed by horses.”

Frable said Suchon nearly hit her car several times and forced her onto the shoulder of the road twice. When she stopped at a light near Route 145, Suchon hit the rear end of her car.

It was like he was playing a VIDEO GAME! BUT IN REAL LIFE!

Frable said she pulled into a parking lot in the 4700 block of Lehigh Drive, which is Route 248, and Suchon got out of her car. She said Suchon was yelling at her to give him the PlayStation and trying to force down her driver’s-side window, which was open halfway. She said Suchon stopped and left when two men came out of a nearby business.

Frable drove to work and called 911. Police said Suchon told them Frable had taken the video system with her to work once before, and he didn’t want her to do it again. Source

Priorities much?

I’m not even going to go into what is wrong with this, I think you get the picture.

However, what we can all learn from this is, if you really want to fuck with your loved one and make sure that they overreact then take something that they love and keep it from them.

That usually solves the problem until, you know, it doesn’t.