Don’t Take Illegal Dumps in Lower Saucon Township!

“No Dumping” signs are just asking for trouble from every single college male, aren’t they?

The value of you or one of your friends dumping next to a “No Dumping” sign is literally priceless.

You could take that into a Pawn Shop and totally get like five crappy HD TVs for something of that quality.

The jokes are so endless it’s pointless to write any…

Lower Saucon Township police are looking for the culprits who illegally dumped furniture and other items on Lori Lane last week.

Police say someone left a sofa and love seat in the area Wednesday, and on Friday, a pile of tile pieces was discovered. Source

Let’s find these culprits!

Clues: 1. They once had a sofa and love seat, well, up until Wednesday.

2. They also once had a tile floor!

3. They probably live near Lower Saucon Township!

4. They probably have a vehicle capable of transporting a sofa and/or love seat!

I have been inclined to illegally dump things in the past. But, where do you get rid of a chick who is really into Nickleback? Even the recycling place won’t take them.