Bethlehem Women Brawl Over Biscuits

I hate it when I bake something and then someone comes up and is like “NOM NOM NOM” with all of whatever I just baked.

I’m like “Hey bizatch, I just baked that pastry product! Bake your own, freeloader!”

And then everyone is like … well, yeah this scenario will never happen so.. moving on…

Bethlehem police said two women have been charged in a brawl over a plate of biscuits and exactly who was supposed to eat them.

The alleged fight happened just after 11 p.m. Tuesday at 3120 East Blvd., Bethlehem.

Quartoia Felder, 26, who lives at the home with her boyfriend and his family, told police she baked the biscuits and put them on a plate.

Police said when other people at the home ate some of them, Felder got mad and said the biscuits were only for her. A fight broke out between Felder and her boyfriend’s mother, Sandra Bryant, 52, according to police

Felder told police Bryant scratched her on the chest and arms. Bryant told officers that Felder held her in a headlock and bit her on the wrist.

Both women are charged with harassment, police said. Source

This sounds like a Tyler Perry movie (that’s not racist, it’s true!)

Also, I bet breakfast was a bit awkward the next morning, dontchathink?

Also, just bake some more freakin’ biscuits fatty! Seriously, you were planning on sitting down, watching “The Fall Guy” and eating a WHOLE plate of biscuits? WHO DOES THAT?

Tyler Perry, that’s who.