You know when you’re watching a movie and the main character is somewhere in New York City walking around and it’s getting dark and there are a million other people around and then all of a sudden the music changes from some nice 80s happy Michael Jackson to some eeri Bjork slow tempo thingy and then EVERYONE in New York City the person was walking by just mysteriously disappears and it gets dark and they are now in some seedy area of town and some shady figures are (pausing for a breath…) following them and then they start running and then they fall and the car won’t start and ….
A 24-year-old Lehigh University student said three men in hooded sweatshirts followed him from the university’s library in the wee hours of the morning, then chased him in the 700 block of East Fifth Street.
Christopher Perry told police that he noticed the men shadowing him, turned at one point and heard one man say to him, “What are you looking at?” Perry began to run and the men followed. The incident occurred at 12:04 this morning, police said.
At some point, Perry said, he shed his book bag and fell. When he got up, the men were running away and his bag was gone. Police said Perry had textbooks, a calculator and various sundries in the pack. Source
Sundries, REALLY? You had to use the word “sundries”? Whatever. Since the reporter is smarter than ALL of us and wants to make sure that YOU FUCKING KNOW IT and use “sundries” instead of “other items” I call dickhead!
So, yeah, this kid lost his bookbag somewhere and wanted to make it seem like he had a cooler story than he had.
I mean, if I was going to report it stolen, I’d at least say I had something cool in there, like 27 iPhones or an old vibrator or a few copies of The Satanic Bible.
This guy’s kinda boring. Who would rob him?