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So, there’s a ManDudeBro show tonight at SteelStacks in Bethlehem and if you are like, “Meh, I don’t want to go, I’m just going to get something from Redbox,” then I want you to think about how much better your life could be if you actually got outside and did something.
And this isn’t even DOING something. You sit there and these guys make you laugh by making up stuff. Dude, Seriously. Get a life.
BE SURE TO RSVP to Kickball Fest so we can get an accurate headcount. It’s free. It’s on Oct. 18. Be there.
Now, onto some people who should maybe get a date and go to a ManDudeBro show.
Saw you cute guy. I was with my guy friend. If you like to meet just for talk flirt tell me what I was wearing that day of Sunday
I hope you were wearing a dictionary because you type like a fourth grader. How is this attractive? Listen, lady, if you’re 29-years-old, a woman, and single, there is a reason for that. You may want to start with your ability to string sentences together.
There are some days when we pass in the hall that I just want to say….
Let’s bail early and take a secret half day or so
Grab a bite at a remote place
Head back to your place
Listen to your music
Drink some wine
Bake something in your kitchen
Flirt and laugh.. alot!
Lick the batter off your fingers
Give you the best long, sensual massage you have ever had
Hit teasing peaks beyond what we already thought possible
Taste your strawberry lips again
Kissing down your beautiful scar
To the sweet pasture of my heaven and hell
Till we ride the wave in and out of each other all afternoon
For a glimpse of living no tomorrow
And knowing each other at our core for but a short time
Is Everything for that moment
A short lifetime in one day
Before blasting back into the reality of life
With no judgement
To our respectful lives and memories only we share
And pass in the hall with a much different smile and hello than today
Timing is everything
Want the Cliff Notes version? “Let’s do sex.”
Hi I am looking for you we went out a few times. I think you have a boyfriend. You have a son was married also. I really have been think about those times a beer muscles. I really want to try again. We can be friends only. If that’s what you want if you want more I am open to that as well. If you are with someone will you please message me anyways so we can catch up.
No guy ever just wants “to be friends.” If you fall for this crap… you’re not even falling for it. You know exactly what is up. No guy EVER just wants to be friends. There is not ONE TIME ever that some guy was like, “Hmmm, I’m just going to go out with my platonic girl friend instead of a girl who may let me see her boobs.”
NEVER happened. Ever. I mean, unless they are gay, but that whole scenario still applies with switch roles. Just sayin’.
OK First off, let’s me say this No men, No Bbw, No threesomes, No crossed dressers, No fakes, No Stud/butch sorry I have my preference. IM 135lbs, 5’5, curvy ebony queen, I want someone I can play with on this tasty thrusdays. I can host I’m 420 friendly, I drink occasionally, I love to enjoy time with my friend, IM basically looking for a bestie whom later on down the line, becomes more who knows we only live once. Now No picture and description ..NO reply. PUT YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER IN THE SUBJECT BOX WITH MINES WHICH IS (7) +() LIKE THIS IN SUBJECT LINE SO I KNOW YOUR SERIOUS, AGE DOESN’T MATTER BUT PLEASE BE LEGAL, ….NOW LETS CHAT, YOUR PICTURE AND DESCRIPTION GET MY PICTURE AND NUMBER SO WE CAN AND VOICE VERIFICATION…. SO LETS SEE WHAT TIME YOU BRINGING THE PARTY TI MY HOUSE CHOW….
I hope this one is fake because if this person is sitting at their computer and typing this out, looking it over and going, “Yep, that best represents what I want in life,” then I’m kinda close to giving up.
Oh, I have a NSFW Missed Connection just for you entitled “we met in the woods" Enjoy.
See you at ManDudeBro and have a safe weekend.
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