You ever have a weekend where you absolutely plan on doing absolutely nothing? Yep. That’s this weekend.
Maybe I’ll hit up Qmart to buy a samurai sword and some chicken wings, but that’s about it.
Your local weirdos:
I dont know how 2 start n i never thought id ever opost sumthing like this but i had 2…. i met u on a rainy early morning at sandscasino. i was playing my penny slots drinking my morning rumncokes lol wen all of a sudden u approached me. U were tall dark and handsome n sat down n we played slots n talked 4 hours n had drinks. then we both lost all our money n ended up getting a free slice ofcheese from the restarant n even tho it wuz good it wus still a lil depressin… u just went to the bathrom n nevr came back. i got cut off from drinks n hitchiked home. y dint i get your number…. email me wut u were waring n ware u just moved hear from n some things wetalked about… i been thinkin about u Mr. T. lol .
My homework for you is to draw a picture of what this lady looks like and email it to firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet it at @lvwithlove.
I bet you $20 we all draw the same thing.
Saw you this morning, again, just like yesterday. You normally come in around 9am. You had a dark shirt on, looked like you had “bed head” it was kinda cute. You were on the “bike” next to me for a few minutes, then you went on to the next station. Don’t know if you swing this way, discreet here, myself. If you are interested, let me know what I was wearing.
Some people are so sexy that they don’t even have to comb their hair to get gay men to want to have sex with them.
And now some poetry!
you broke my heart
as far as i can tell
quickly you made a brand new start
while i go through hell.
green eyes and a pretty smile
been through alot but i had fell
for u all the way, and even though
you were mad at.me
i could feel how.much without you
id go through hell
but thats ok your happy now
i wish you the best
and i will move on from you somehow
unlike you, though i will take time
to heal and make sure the next woman
is not hurt …..goodbye
Started strong and then lost it toward the end. I really would have liked to have seen the “go through hell” imagery fleshed out a bit more. I feel there was a bunch of untapped potential there. Remember, writing is all about rewriting. I think, with just some extra time here, you could really have a stellar.
And now your kinda NSFW missed connection of the week!
I’m looking for a girl who loves being eaten out. Don’t need to reciprocate. Hopefully it could be an on going thing and we can do more together. But for now I really want to taste and smell you. I’m fit good looking and have a strong tongue.
How thoughtful! How could any woman turn this down? The fact that you want nothing in return is so… LYING!