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But, if you want fun times, head to The Flighty Ducks Powerpoint Kamikaze Show Saturday, April 19th, at 11 p.m. at the SteelStacks.
It’s completely different from any comedy show you’ve seen before, mainly because they are using Powerpoints and… um, yeah, mostly because of that.
Seriously, if you haven’t been to a comedy show of any type at SteelStacks, this is a great jumping in point. There is a lot of great stuff going on there and this is one of the more unique shows yet.
We’ll see you there!
Now, onto some people who have a really hard time figuring out how to talk to other people.
I’m really embarassed I don’t even remember your name, and lost my phone that night, but we were drinking super late and ended up hooking up towards closing time in my car. I was wearing all black, black dress, etxc. You beard and tattoos. I didn’t want you to think I was ignoring you. Get in touch if you read this or maybe this weekend I’ll go back to the bar and see if you are around. Your friend with the glasses kept trying to get involved. For the record I would never touch him. I remember he seemed really desperate and his band is shitty and he probably hasn’t been laid in like 6 years. So yeah, less of him next time, less of all of your friends in shitty bands. We’ll take a ride out to Philly and do K or something.
Ah, a guy at the Your Welcome Inn with a beard and tattoos with a friend wearing glasses? That should really narrow it down. She’ll find this guy in no time.
Hi I’m jay 29 I’m looking for these 2 hot girls I was behind in line today at the Lansford family dollar the one girl was really hot wearing black hoodie. Then I got in my car and drove past them on back road that same girl I saw was taking her hoodie off and I saw a glimpse of her bra and I got turned on fast and u did look at me in my car and if you by chance see this hit me up asap girls
Yeahhhhhhh, about never contacting this person because he probably has some deep seeded sexual issues if he gets turned on by the sight of a bra, do that.
To the guy in the Kia shortage why don t you ride my ass more u where the jerk on saturday
I am pretty sure this guy doesn’t quite comprehend what m4m Missed Connections is for. Be careful what you wish for, buddy.
Met you in the parking lot of Weis in Whitehall and we chatted a bit, you were there feeding cats. Would love to talk again, and more ;) email me back!
Wait, she was there, at the Weis parking lot, FEEDING cats and you decided this would be a person you wanted to strike up a conversation with?
We pulled into the parking lot at the Giant supermarket Wednesday night at the same time 4/16. you are an Asian looking lady. I was speechless when I saw you. I would like to meet you and get to know you. We also left approximately the same time. If you are single and available please respond. you had blue slacks on.
Protip: Referring to a woman of Asian decent as an “Asian looking lady” is PROBABLY not going to result in the best response.
The thing is, you really have to think about this guy’s psyche. He TOTALLY thinks this is an appropriate way to ask this woman if she wants to go out. He thinks that this will get her to respond and they’ll live happily ever after together.
It’s wonderfully weird.