The Best of Craiglist returns this Saturday at SteelStacks on Bethlehem. It’s kinda like missed connections, only in real life and with more humor and probably with more awkwardness.
This is one of the most unique shows in the area and features some of your favorite local comedians and performers. So, we’ll see you there so we can write a missed connection about you after we leave. Wear something sexy.
I went to Ruby’s a few weeks ago for karaoke night with two buddies of mine, one of which bought a round of shots for us. The second you came over I was shocked by how incredibly adorable you are. You’re blonde with tattoos and if I remember correctly piercings as well.
I had glasses, my nose pierced, my hands and fingers are tattooed, those were all tge tattoos of mine you could see since I still had my letterman on.
You literally took my breath away. please email me if ypu see this. I’d like to actually talk to you. I was too nervous that night.
It must be hard to find love in your 20s in Palmerton. I mean, sure, it isn’t like Allentown or Bethlehem are a singles Mecca, but, Palmerton, man, your pickings sure are living at their parents’ house.
You were staring at me all night during dinner. I was there for quite a long time as were you. Even when you left you look like you wanted to say hello. You should have. If this is you (doubt you’ll see this or ever check this silly thing but i figured it was worth a try) let me know what color jacket you had on (i also think you had a box golf balls in your hand while you left)
I ate at The Brass Rail for the first time in a long time a few weeks ago. It is like stepping back in time to go in there. There were literally no people in that building under the age of 52. It was amazing. We even kinda looked for some people in their 40s just to curb our curiosity. None.
You filled my oil tank. We spoke a little at the door. I would have loved to have you come in and relax while I gave you some head. If you are up for this, let me know what we spoke about and your driver ID. Its on the ticket.
Come on! No, “Hey, after you’re done filling that tank, come fill my tank”? Or “Hey, I think I’m in need of a little oil. All over my face!”?
Hi I was playing the claw machine and you came over and u saw me and then you stood behind me playing it and you were pretty close to me and for me never being with a guy it kind of turned me on esp in my pants ok but anyways there was something stuck on the claw what was if you read this and respond back tell me what it was and so ik it is you
There are so many euphemisms in this post that my pipe got all backed up trying to keep up with them.
Hey, of it was meant to be, you would have won that engagement ring in the claw machine. There is just nothing sexier than a grown man playing e claw machine game at WalMart. And one who wins?
Hose me down.